I have a homepage??? *blinks* not another one.

The last homepage I had ended up looking like an 8 year old designed it,

but had the lecherous hormones of an old man who thinks he's 13 again.

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Okay, I suppose I should have some sort of use for this thing.

.................YES!!... erm no..........

..............................*tap tap tap*

oh well...

Disturbing fact:

snails are hermaphroditic and attack eachother with spines, the first to impale being the successful _male_ *avoid snails!!*

Please feel free to send me any and all ideas for this homepage. I won't be offended but I may post whatever you say in whatever order I decide

You know what??? 141 people looked at this!